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Blogging Turned Me Into An Annoying Fruit

Seriously, why the hell do I even bother blogging, when all I do is talk about nothing.

The only readers I have consist of my Steam friends, and even they tend to avoid my blog like a plague. Like, a fucking literal plague, as if even glancing upon my blog would infect them with a disease so severe, it can only be treated by watching porn on a Saturday night.. alone, in your room…. with a sock by your side…. and a broom….. cause it’s a broom…. ¬†and broom’s are awesome…..k ……

If you’re reading this, chances are you are an unlucky and lonely individual with absolutely no life… or I simply sent you the link to this article, and you happened to be dumb enough to click on it.