There are seven billion people on this Earth, yet only five of them take the time to read my blog.

Although blogging is an evil hobby, practiced only by soulless individuals, I strongly feel as though my blog deserves more readers. I mean, just look at me. I’m witty, I’m smart, I’m moderately sane. I’m the absolute perfect specimen. So why the hell does my blog go unnoticed? My infinite perfection and unrealistic ego deserve appreciation! I need to be adored, NO! I Demand To Be Adored!

Notice me, dammit!



i have feelings too…