As a good friend of mine once said “OMFG IS HE DEAD?!?”

The answer? No, or yes. Depends on who you ask.

 

Now, on to the recently announced Xbox One video game console. First off, I want to formally say… God, that f##king controller is f##king sexy as #### and #####.

However, the controller is just one part of a console, and when it comes to the actual design of the Xbox One, you gotta wonder… WHAT THE HELL WERE THEY THINKING??

I mean, the damn thing is a freaking rectangle! Like, literally a black rectangle with flat edges and junk.

 

Oh, and in case you haven’t noticed, I don’t care about even writing this post. So, I’m going to publish it without finishing what