Log Entry #001 Date – April 23rd 2031 Time – 2:39 PM
I hate having to write in this damn book, but they say I have repressed memories, and need to record all of my dreams and my actions. In other words, I just bought a big and expensive book with no story. Should be fun…?
I need to go out to the store, so if you can’t find another entry in this journal, I was probably killed by an 80 year old granny with bricks and pepper spray in her purse. 1000 Ways To Die here I come!