Currently, my personality consists of two general modes; sarcasm and serious.

Sadly, most of my fellow peers from the digital web constantly find themselves unable to differentiate which ‘mode’ I am writing in, as they’re too damn stupid to figure it all out. (<– was sarcasm)

Seriously though? This whole “is he sane or is he bitter” attitude that everyone has with me is really starting to piss me off. I am in absolutely no way sane, nor am I bitter. So please, get that fact through your thick (yet empty) head.

Now, to conclude an otherwise pointless entry, I write an incomplete senten