Okay, so it’s winter. Yes, that means shit gets cold, and in turn, it also means I get cold. Which sucks, because being cold means I’m no longer warm, which also means I need to wear heavier clothing to stay warm, which means I end up wearing more clothes, which means I end up looking like a fucking eskimo wearing clothes… and……did I mention I was also bored? This is how I pass the time; writing up pointless articles that no one will read, simply so I can say “I wrote that”. Sadly, I’m starting to become bored again, so I may as well just go ahead and publish whatever the fuck it is I just wrote.

 

So… Yeah. I’m cold.