Log Entry #029
Date – May 1st 2031
Time – 8:51 AM
Huh, now that I think about it, I don’t even know if Cheesy is a boy or girl. How exactly can you even know such a thing? Look for a tiny fish penis? Seriously, I need to start Googling stuff. 
Anyways, I should probably start preparing breakfast. I think I’ll have eggs and bacon today, no gemd. Never liked that stuff.