Log Entry #026
Date – April 30th 2031
Time – 11:40 PM
Getting ready to go to bed. You did want to know every single thing I’m doing, and everything I’m thinking about, right? So yeah, I just finished going to the bathroom. Had a major shit that even Cheesy could smell. That’s the kind of detail you sick and obnoxious doctors want to know, right? Can’t wait to see you tomorrow…