Log Entry #015
Date – April 29th 2031
Time – 7:25 AM
Not sure if this will make sense, as it came from the mind of a crazy person, however in my dream last night, I was sort of looking down at the Earth from Space, sort of like I was in a space ship.
Anyways, I noticed a weird ball of light coming from the right, behind the moon. The ball quickly became visible, which is about the time when the moon transformed into a weird holy cheese planet, and Earth became a giant fish bowl, and the light ball thing turned into a water droplet. 
Can you, being a supposed professional with the human mind, tell me what the hell my dream meant? Was I hungry and thirsty? Do I want a goldfish for a pet? I hate dreams…