Congratulations afterlife, you’ve found yourself a new guinea pig for your brand new demonic kitty!
Callisto, my lovable kitty cat, is haunting me. She recently appeared beside my resting body, and licked my face with her razor-sharp ghost tongue.
I gave her some catnip, and although she couldn’t figure out why her ghost mouth couldn’t eat non-ghost nip from off of the floor, she eventually decided she had enough, and meowed her way into nothingness.
R.I.P Callisto. I’ll always love you. (and your ‘replacement’ is a bitch)